walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
when ur friend starts liking something u rly like
sometimes i remember
and i cant stop laughing to myself
my favourite line comes right after that
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?
All about me